{"id":432,"date":"2008-03-20T20:02:43","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T02:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davintosh.com\/2008\/03\/20\/2009-dodge-purple-people-eater\/"},"modified":"2008-03-20T20:02:43","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T02:02:43","slug":"2009-dodge-purple-people-eater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/2008\/03\/20\/2009-dodge-purple-people-eater\/cars\/","title":{"rendered":"2009 Dodge Purple People Eater"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dodge<\/a> has officially revealed the 2009 Challenger<\/a>, and dang is it hot. The only thing it’s missing is that lovely Mopar purple paint job that reminds me so much of the Mopar musclecars from the ’60’s. <\/p>\n

To remedy that, we now have Photoshop<\/a> and the Replace Color…<\/strong> function. <\/p>\n

nurple_lr.jpg<\/a><\/p>\n

Now idn’t dat purty? I likes it.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

That just reminds me of that Sheb Wooley song…<\/a><\/p>\n

Well I saw the thing comin’ out of the sky
\nIt had the one long horn, one big eye
\nI commenced to shakin’ and I said “ooh-eee”
\nIt looks like a purple eater to me<\/p>\n

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
\n(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater)
\nA one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
\nSure looks strange to me (One eye?)<\/p>\n

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
\nI said Mr. Purple People Eater, don’t eat me
\nI heard him say in a voice so gruff
\nI wouldn’t eat you cuz you’re so tough<\/p>\n

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
\nOne-eyed, one-horned flyin’ purple people eater
\nOne-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
\nSure looks strange to me (One horn?)<\/p>\n

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what’s your line
\nHe said it’s eatin’ purple people and it sure is fine
\nBut that’s not the reason that I came to land
\nI wanna get a job in a rock and roll band<\/p>\n

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin’ purple people eater
\nPigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin’ purple people eater
\n(We wear short shorts)
\nFlyin’ purple people eater
\nSure looks strange to me <\/p>\n

And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
\nHe started to rock, really rockin’ around
\nIt was a crazy ditty with a swingin’ tune
\nSing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom<\/p>\n

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin’ purple people eater
\nPigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin’ purple people eater
\nI like short shorts
\nFlyin’ little people eater
\nSure looks strange to me (Purple People?)<\/p>\n

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
\nI saw him last night on a TV show
\nHe was blowing it out, a’really knockin’ em dead
\nPlayin’ rock and roll music through the horn in his head!<\/i>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dodge has officially revealed the 2009 Challenger, and dang is it hot. The only thing it’s missing is that lovely Mopar purple paint job that reminds me so much of the Mopar musclecars from the ’60’s. To remedy that, we now have Photoshop and the Replace Color… function. Now idn’t dat purty? I likes it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[40,41,42,43,44],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars","tag-adobe","tag-cars","tag-challenger","tag-dodge","tag-photoshop"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}