{"id":3577,"date":"2012-08-06T12:14:24","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T18:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davintosh.com\/?p=3577"},"modified":"2012-08-06T12:14:24","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T18:14:24","slug":"malcom-the-ice-cream-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/2012\/08\/06\/malcom-the-ice-cream-guy\/just-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Malcom, The Ice Cream Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never tried <a href=\"http:\/\/www.littlebabysicecream.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Little Baby&#8217;s Ice Cream<\/a>, and after watching their ads, I&#8217;m not sure I want to. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/erh2ngRZxs0?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j0_fVzTJO-8?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/watch\/66784\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Shades of Hannibal Lecter<\/a> right there&#8230; Creepy. <\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve named the character in the commercials <em>Malcom<\/em>, or more correctly, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.philebrity.com\/2012\/08\/01\/qa-malcolm-of-little-babys-video-fame\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">&#8220;the incomparable Malcolm<\/a>, an asexual, genderless, non-human (but human-esque) being that formed from a failed batch of Duck Sauce Vanilla ice cream.&#8221;<\/em> Probably a blessing that Malcom is incomparable, considering the aura of creepiness exuded by he\/she\/it\/whatever-it-is. Having just one is more than enough. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never tried Little Baby&#8217;s Ice Cream, and after watching their ads, I&#8217;m not sure I want to. Shades of Hannibal Lecter right there&#8230; Creepy. They&#8217;ve named the character in the commercials Malcom, or more correctly, &#8220;the incomparable Malcolm, an asexual, genderless, non-human (but human-esque) being that formed from a failed batch of Duck Sauce [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-just-stuff"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}