{"id":1830,"date":"2010-03-04T22:52:36","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T04:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davintosh.com\/?p=1830"},"modified":"2010-03-04T22:52:36","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T04:52:36","slug":"dingbats-beemer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/04\/dingbats-beemer\/cars\/","title":{"rendered":"Dingbat&#8217;s Beemer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A 1982 320i just came up <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ebaymotors\/1982-BMW-320i-85k-miles-Original-CA-Car_W0QQitemZ170452894311QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item27afc8c267#ht_1060wt_1024\">for sale on eBay<\/a> that just happens to have been previously owned by Jean Stapleton, aka Edith Bunker, aka Dingbat. <\/p>\n\n<p>Looks like a nice car; very clean, and only 85,000 miles. Too bad it&#8217;s an automatic!<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t help but think of my favorite episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0066626\/\">All In The Family<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0509857\/\">Edith&#8217;s Accident<\/a> (also known as <em>&#8220;The Cling Peaches Incident&#8221;<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"445\" height=\"364\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a4n5H3YxHuU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"445\" height=\"364\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/t1RpR4qGU3M&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.&#8221;<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=prov14:7&#038;version=NKJV\">Proverbs 14:7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It means, &#8220;Don&#8217;t waste your time arguing with an idiot.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 1982 320i just came up for sale on eBay that just happens to have been previously owned by Jean Stapleton, aka Edith Bunker, aka Dingbat. Looks like a nice car; very clean, and only 85,000 miles. Too bad it&#8217;s an automatic! I couldn&#8217;t help but think of my favorite episode of All In The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,6],"tags":[288,289,290,291],"class_list":["post-1830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bmw-of-the-day","category-cars","tag-320i","tag-all-in-the-family","tag-dingbat","tag-edith-bunker"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}