{"id":15,"date":"2009-01-29T11:33:04","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T17:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daveandyvonne.com\/davintosh\/?p=15"},"modified":"2009-01-29T11:33:04","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T17:33:04","slug":"jokes-that-made-me-laugh-out-loud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/29\/jokes-that-made-me-laugh-out-loud\/fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes That Made Me Laugh Out Loud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What has four legs and one arm?<br \/>\n<em>A very happy rottweiler.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What is brown &#038; black and looks good on a lawyer?<br \/>\n<em>A doberman.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a dairy cow with epilepsy?<br \/>\n<em>A milkshake.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a bull with epilepsy?<br \/>\n<em>Beef jerky.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And one for the 7th grade boy in me:<br \/>\nWhy do girls wear makeup and perfume?<br \/>\n<em>Cuz they&#8217;re ugly and they smell bad.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>And here are a few others I remember from years and years ago.<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs sitting on the front porch?<br \/>\n<em>Matt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs water-skiing?<br \/>\n<em>Skip.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs in a tree?<br \/>\n<em>Bud.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs hanging on a wall?<br \/>\n<em>Art.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call arms &#038; legs hanging on the wall with Art?<br \/>\n<em>Other pieces of Art.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs in the mailbox?<br \/>\n<em>Bill.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs in the water?<br \/>\n<em>Bob.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs being used as a drum?<br \/>\n<em>Tom.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs in a pile of leaves?<br \/>\n<em>Russell.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do you call a kid with no arms &#038; no legs hanging from the ceiling in a studio?<br \/>\n<em>Mike.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What has four legs and one arm? A very happy rottweiler. What is brown &#038; black and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman. What do you call a dairy cow with epilepsy? A milkshake. What do you call a bull with epilepsy? Beef jerky. And one for the 7th grade boy in me: Why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}