{"id":111,"date":"2007-03-08T11:02:24","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T05:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daveandyvonne.com\/davintosh\/?p=111"},"modified":"2007-03-08T11:02:24","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T05:32:24","slug":"funniest-two-line-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/2007\/03\/08\/funniest-two-line-joke\/fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Funniest Two-Line Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>What&#8217;s green and smells like red paint?<br \/>\n<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Green Paint!<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know why, but I laughed for ten minutes over that joke, and I still get the giggles just thinking about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s green and smells like red paint?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davintosh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}