The Zero-Carbon-Footprint Fallacy And The Sabbath

May 7th, 2007

“Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.”

Exodus 20:8-11 (ESV)

The Sixth Commandment makes it pretty clear; followers of the Lord Jehovah are to set aside the seventh day; don’t work, don’t make your kids do your work, don’t make your slaves do your work… No working. By extension, you don’t do anything that will make work necessary for others.

As Christians, we’ve altered the seventh day thing to the first day; lots of reasons behind that, and I won’t go into that right now. The point is that we as followers of God are to set aside one day of the week and make it holy. We’re not to fill it with stuff that will distract us from the holiness of the day, and we’re not to create an atmosphere where others will be distracted from the holiness of the day. The trouble is that in today’s society, the Sabbath Keeper is in the extremest minority, and the world around us goes on as if Sunday is just another day. And all of that makes keeping the Sabbath more than just a little difficult; it seems that even if we do keep it holy, it just doesn’t make any difference whatsoever. Given Yvonne’s line of work — a labor and delivery nurse — she occasionally finds herself working on Sundays. Babies don’t know the difference between Sunday and Monday; they come out when they’re good and ready.

And even if we do little more than go to church, then return home, have lunch then nap all afternoon, we’re still using electricity, which is produced at electric power plants that are manned 24/7, we’re still using water, which we get by way of the water treatment facility that is manned 24/7, we’re still driving places using public streets which are maintained by crews that are working 24/7 and policed by cops 24/7. And we live in a city/state/nation that is protected by the world’s finest military, which is of course on duty 24/7. And on, and on, and on, and on…

I was reminded of all that in reading about a guy in New York who has decided that he and his family are going to live for the next year with zero impact on the environment. My first thought is, “this guy is full of you-know-what.” In one of his blog posts he says,

… we’ll get as close as we can to creating no trash (so no takeout), emitting no carbon dioxide (so no driving or flying) and pouring no toxins in the water (so no laundry detergent), as well as mitigating impacts we can’t avoid (so planting trees). Not to mention: no elevators, subways, buying products in packaging, plastics, air-conditioning, TV or toilet paper.

First off, that was written in a post about how he and his wife now have worms in their apartment to take care of some of their organic wastes. Cool; I have actually looked into doing that for my family. But the question is, how did he get those worms? Probably by mail or internet order. And how did those worms get to his apartment? He definitely didn’t go down to Central Park and dig them up, so they likely were delivered by USPS, UPS or FedEx via a relay of planes & trucks, and probably wrapped up securely in a plastic package to keep the worms & their bedding nice and moist. And although they probably walk to the store to buy their food — that’s possible, and almost necessary, in New York where almost no one owns a car — how does that food get to the conveniently-located store? Through a similar relay of fossil fuel burning vehicles, of course.

The problem for Mr. Beavan is similar to that faced by the Sabbath Keeper; the deck is severely stacked against him. The only way for the “no impact man” to succeed is to travel back in time to the time of his conception and somehow stop it from happening. To try to live with zero impact in urban America in 2007 is as impossible as being a true Sabbath Keeper in 2007.

Given the futility of doing either — attempting to live a zero impact or attempting to keep the Sabbath — is it truly futile? I guess it comes down to true motivations and true intent. If I do what I can to remember the Sabbath and keep it holy, God will see my efforts and will be pleased with that. And keeping the Sabbath will bring me closer to God. It won’t increase my chances of getting into Heaven — that’s already assured by the sacrifice of Christ Jesus — but it is obedience to what God has commanded, which pleases God. And when I don’t do the things that I do on other days, I focus more on Yvonne and the kids. Finally, by extension, my actions — or inactions — will be seen by others who may follow suit, and if enough people follow we can perhaps affect the social environment in which we live.

And while I don’t agree with Beavan’s viewpoint that his actions are necessary to save the planet from global warming (more on that later), I have to congratulate him for going against the grain and doing what he sees is right, regardless of how difficult it is. There isn’t a parallel spiritual aspect to what he is doing, but this approach is getting plenty of attention, which will likely result in other people following suit. Sure, I think there is a bit of grandstanding going on, which is effectively increasing his environmental impact, but he is doing what he can to do and helping others to do the same. Reducing his environmental impact won’t save the planet, but using less is always good, and reading through some of his blog posts shows that his experiment is definitely having a positive impact on his family, and that is always a good thing.

In The Cup

May 3rd, 2007

Found this over at haha.nu; a video of a guy with an amazing ability to bounce a ping pong ball into a plastic cup. you gotta watch it to believe it.

This is my first stab at a post with a YouTube video. Dead easy.

What the…

April 24th, 2007

Not even sure what to say about this… thing.

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I had seen it once before last summer behind the Gas Stop on North Cliff. It had/has a Wisconsin license plate on it, so at that time I thought I’d never see it again. I think this was the thing that made me decide to get a second digital camera so that I could grab a photo of weird stuff like this when the opportunity presented itself. Today, I had the camera, and now I have the photos .

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It looks like an old civil defense siren strapped to the top of it. Not sure if there is a purpose for it or if it’s just there for shock value. I do know I’d hate to be in front of it when he cranks it up.

Wonder what kind of gas mileage it gets; that horn can’t help that old Dodge’s aerodynamics a bit.

Edit: Turns out there is a name for it; a Bluesmobile! Apparently there are folks around that feel the need to emulate the cars driven by Jake & Elwood. Go figure. No explanation about the speaker on top though. EDIT: Of course the speaker on top is emulating the speaker used in the movie by Jake & Elwood to get the word out about their concert. Had to watch the movie again to figure that out.

I don’t know that the car I saw in Sioux Falls last week was the same one pictured at the link; the horn is different, the pallet/speaker mount is much different, the markings on the doors are different, the nerf bars are different, and most notably, there are no ropes! So, I guess this could be considered a knockoff of a knockoff!

Thanks to rojisan for the tip!

Pippin!

April 24th, 2007

Meet the newest addition to the Thornton family; Pippin the Canary.

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Yvonne had mentioned before that she’d like to have a pet finch or two, so for her birthday I bought her a bird cage & told her that she could pick out the bird. I suggested a canary (definitely my preference, but it was her birthday present after all!) but because of the cost I didn’t know if she’d go that direction or not. We spent quite some time in the pet store the Saturday after her birthday, Yvonne trying to decide whether to go with the finches or a canary, and finally settled on this guy. He’s more of an orange/white combination, but from what I’ve read their color can change after molting according to nutrients in their diet. Guess we’ll find out.

Pippin didn’t get a name for a about a week after he came home with us. He adjusted pretty well, and was entertaining us with his songs almost right away. At first we had his cage in the dining area, and he’d get quite loud with us right next to him. We just got a larger cage this past weekend, and moved him closer to a window. He seems much happier, as are we, with a little distance between us & him.

We also picked up a CD with canary songs on it. Playing that on the stereo is a sure way to get him to burst into song. He tends to be a bit on the quiet side unless the room is brightly lit; when the cage was in the kitchen he wouldn’t sing until the lights were on. In his new spot, he gets to see the sun come up, so he’s been singing bright & early.

It’s funny how a little critter like Pippin can have personality, but he certainly does. Yvonne & I both agree that he was a great addition to our home!

A New Knife In My Pocket

April 19th, 2007

For the last couple of years I’ve carried around a cheapo Chinese-made pocket knife, but as in most things, you get what you pay for in a knife. The one I used to carry — actually the ones, as I bought four of them back then, for about $1 each — had the pocket clip get bent and it didn’t want to stay in my pocket anymore. I tried tapping down the rivet to tighten it up, but tapped a few too many times or too hard and now the blade complains about coming out. As for the others, one has a seriously broken pocket clip, one got stolen out of the Suzuki last week, and I’m not sure where #4 is… Although the serrated blade was decently sharp and could be sharpened up nicely, it just didn’t seem to keep its edge very well. And I never really cared for the serrated blade.

So I broke down the other day & stopped at Ace Hardware to see what they had. I’d normally just browse & pick one that struck my fancy and wasn’t too terribly expensive. But that day the store was nearly empty, and after the guy in the red shirt asked me for the third time if I needed any help, I gave up the thought of dodging him & let him show me his wares.

After telling him what I’d become accustomed to carrying, he pulled out a Kershaw Scallion, a very nifty little knife that snaps open with a flick of the finger, almost like a switchblade. The blade is only 2.25 inches long, but I don’t need anything any longer than that, and the size & weight is just about perfect.

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But the neatest feature about it is how it opens. You simply flick at a little notch attached to the blade, and “CLICK”; it’s open. Push on the lock and the blade swings shut. I could play with the thing all day it’s so cool. I wasn’t really planning on spending $30-plus on a knife, but this thing was just so impressive. Strange though that Kershaw names its goods after onions; this one is the Scallion, they also have the Leek. I don’t get the connection, but that doesn’t change the fact that I really like this knife.

I bought the one with the plain blade, no serations on it, and it is super sharp. Time will tell how well it holds its edge and how easy it is to sharpen.

Is it worth $30 more than my old knife(s)? Time will tell with that as well I guess, but for now, I’m pleased with my new toy!

The Pontiac Banshee

April 8th, 2007

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I was looking for some info on another old Pontiac machine & bumped into this one; the 1964 Pontiac Banshee.

At first blush, it looks like a Corvette, but the Corvette didn’t sport the styling cues developed in the Banshee until 1968.

More photos after the jump.
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Buck Buck!

April 8th, 2007

One of the kids’ favorite things to listen to is an old Bill Cosby comedy album that I’ve had forever. One of the things Cosby talks about is playing a game called BuckBuck. In BuckBuck, five kids will line up, each one bent over the back of the kid in front, so that you end up with what looks like a ten-legged horse. Then the other team runs up from behind the others & jumps on top. If the bent-over team crumples under the weight of the other, they lose.

Well, it seems that BuckBuck has a following that I’d never dreamed of, and is played by youth groups & college students all over. Guess that’s something I missed by not being involved in a church youth group when I was a kid and by my non-trad college experience. Anyway, one of Emily’s classmates needed some video footage of a game of BuckBuck, and being unable to find one, got Emily & some others to play for the camera. Here’s the result. She can fly!

It’s Peep Time!

March 29th, 2007

If you’re in need of a good chuckle, you’ve got to check out PeepResearch.com. Hilarious collection of experiments done on the not-so-yummy Easter treat from Just Born.

The best one? Never let your peeps mix alcohol & tobacco; the results are… well it’s funny as all get-out, so go ahead & turn them loose on the booze and smokes!

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It Is To Laugh!

March 23rd, 2007

Ken Davis is a Christian comedian who has a radio spot on KNWC every morning. This morning he was talking about the definition of humor. “Humor,” he said, “is a gentle way to acknowledge human frailty… Humor is a way to say, “I’m not ok, you’re not ok, but that’s ok! That’s all right. None of us are ok.”

That’s so true; when we acknowledge that we don’t have it all together, that we’re messy and that we don’t have all the answers, then we’re free to laugh at things. And that includes ourselves. Ken went on to say,

Laughter comes from people who don’t take themselves too seriously. You show me a person who can’t laugh and I’ll show you a person who takes themselves too seriously. Show me a person who takes themselves too seriously, and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t take God seriously enough.

Is it Caleb? Or Calvin?

March 16th, 2007

Caleb pulled a couple of good ones this evening. After dinner he was reading a book when he stopped & asked, “What does ‘e-i-e-i-o’ spell?” I almost fell off my chair.

Then, later on he took a bath, which he does on his own with little trouble. Mostly. This time he filled the tub to the brim and was making waves trying to knock an empty shampoo bottle from the corner of the tub. What was he thinking?!

Yvonne happened to be downstairs while this was going on & heard water dripping; it was raining in the laundry room (directly beneath the bathroom.) She ran upstairs to see what was up, but got caught short by the ringing phone; it was her Mom. So while trying to speak pleasantly with dear old Mum, she opens the door to the bathroom to find the floor covered with a half-inch of water. Then she did her best to keep a happy face on while talking with Mom, while at the same time cleaning up & scolding him for flooding the bathroom. I wish I could’ve been there. Or maybe I’m glad I wasn’t!

The whole incident reminds me way too much of the Calvin & Hobbes cartoon where Calvin has a tub full of water and is making a tidal wave… Maybe we shouldn’t let the boys read those Calvin & Hobbes books!