Hypocrisy, thy name is Tom Daschle

February 4th, 2009

Wow; what can you say about a politician whose image is that of the mild-mannered, clean-cut do-gooder who is picked for a top Cabinet slot in the Obama Administration, only to pull out because he somehow forgot to mention in his tax returns that he’d received a gift of a limo and driver from a “business partner”? That little oversight saved him from paying about $125,000 in taxes (any guesses on the dollar value of that gift?) and now that it’s come to light, pretty much ended his political career. Too bad it’s about a decade or so too late.

Daschle’s PR people somehow got it into the heads of way too many people that he’s a ‘common-sense’, ‘regular guy’ ‘consensus-builder’, reaching across the Senate aisle to make buddies with the opposition in order to get things done. All of it is a crock of you-know-what; he was a partisan hack from the get-go, and it’s just sad that it’s taken this long for the realization of how duplicitous he’s been all these years to dawn on everyone.

The black eye that Daschle is getting in the media right now is just desserts as far as I’m concerned. That nice guy driving his rusty Oldsmobile instead of being chauffeured in a limo simply never existed.

I just thought of something; what would happen if you looked up the license plate number of that Oldsmobile? AJA 853 — Was it actually registered in Daschle’s name? I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if it belonged to some low-level staffer. Not sure if you could look something like that up 20 years after the fact, but it’d be interesting to find out.

I first noticed Daschle’s duplicity back in 1992 or so; I was a registered Democrat back then, and had even voted for Daschle a time or two. But I started to pay more attention to politics about that time, and noticed that Tom’s words and actions didn’t always align very well; ditto with Bill Clinton. All of that helped me to examine more closely what the two parties really stood for, and to examine more closely the people representing both parties. When I first registered at age 18, I really didn’t know what I was doing and picked the Democrats in part because I liked the sound of ‘progressive’ and ‘liberal’ (and also because I thought Mom & Dad voted Republican), but in examining things more closely I discovered that my beliefs and convictions were more in line with the Republicans than the Democrats, and the Democrats were led by some people of pretty questionable character. The Republican leadership, while not perfect, was definitely better in my judgement, so I switched boats and have never looked back. I’ve since looked around at other parties, but for now the Republicans best represent what I hold to be true.

Color me disappointed; disappointed that it took this long for light to shine on Daschle’s true nature. But it puts me in an even deeper funk over what’s to come with the Obama Administration. God help us all.

My 528e; The Good And The Bad

February 2nd, 2009

Well, I’ve lived with my newly acquired old car for about a week now, and feel like I know it pretty well. It’s got its quirks and its issues, but I’m pretty well convinced that those quirks and issues can either be dealt with or lived with, and even more convinced that I got a killer deal on it.

I don’t have any photos of it yet (they’re coming…), but thought I’d enumerate the good and the bad here, for posterity if nothing else:

The Good:

  • There is no body rust. Period. I’ve seen nothing on the rockers, the fenders, the trunk, the underbody, or anywhere else. Clean, clean, clean.
  • The engine pulls strong and the transmission stays in gear (once you get it there).
  • The car tracks straight as an arrow going down the street or highway; doesn’t pull or wander.
  • It rides solidly on rough roads; I drove down a gravel road the other day at 70mph, and it felt like a highway. Going 60 in this car feels like 35 in my Suzuki (that could get me in trouble!)
  • The clutch is good, and feels like it has lots of life left in it.
  • All the glass is intact, as is the trim.
  • All but one of the power windows work, as does the sunroof.
  • The local self-serve junkyard has an ’84 528e on the lot, and it has many of the parts I need.
  • The tires are nearly new, and should last a good, long time. And the previous owner spent a little extra to get the speed-rated tires. Sweet!
  • It has a full-size spare tire in the trunk, and it’s mounted on the same style wheel as is used elsewhere on the car. Look for a feature like that on a US-made car. The tire and wheel appear to be used, but it holds air and won’t look dorky if it’s pressed into duty.
  • No fluid leaks underneath.

The Bad:

  • The driver’s seat is shot. I was climbing in at lunchtime the other day and heard something rip. At first I assumed it was the seat, since it already has tears in it, but it turned out to be the rear pocket on my jeans. I think it’s trying to get at my wallet.
  • Although the body is rust-free, the paint is in rough shape. The previous owner said that it had been painted prior to him buying it, but it did not get a clear coat. He had been trying to keep it buffed and shining, but he’s been dealing with cancer the last few years and hasn’t been able to keep up with it. The paint is oxidized and stained, but may only need a good buffing to shine again. I’ll give it a go when it warms up.
  • The shifter is floppy. Something is broken/worn in there and keeps it from shifting as crisply as I’d like. And when it’s cold, it does not like to go into 2nd gear. Even when its warm it takes some extra care to get it into 2nd.
  • The left turn signal doesn’t work when the running lights are on. When the running lights are on the left turn signal indicator on the dash glows dimly; there must be some crosstalk on a wire somewhere.
  • The front bumper is bent and has a goofy nose-up look to it. Looking under the bumper, one of the three bolts holding the bumper shock in place on the left side is loose, so the bumper moves up & down a little on that side, making a thumping noise at times. I’d love to find a set of European bumpers for it and ditch the diving boards, but this shouldn’t be too difficult to fix, and will get me by until I can find the Euros.
  • The muffler is gone. I stopped by my once favorite muffler shop last week, and was quoted $400 for a replacement. Ouch! I assumed that they’d be able to splice in a piece of pipe and weld up a standard non-OEM replacement, but the guy at the shop wouldn’t even consider it. My next option is to look for another shop, or bite the bullet and buy a replacement that I can bolt in for about $150. Ouch. Confirmation that it’s trying to get at my wallet.
  • The heater controls are missing knobs.
  • The antenna is broken, so the radio doesn’t work.
  • The armrest on the driver’s door is broken.
  • There are tears in the headliner, and what isn’t torn is pretty brittle. I may have to learn some upholstery skills.
  • The BMW badge is missing from the hood, as is the ‘528e’ badge from the trunk lid. I found a place online that has them marked down, so I might have to place an order…
  • The doors all need adjusting, and some of the door seals need replacing. The window channels are also a bit worn and leak air & water.
  • The carpet is dirty and worn, and the original BMW carpet floor mats look like crap. The carpet may be able to be spiffed up, but it’s replacement time for the mats.
  • The leather on the other seats is dry and brittle.
  • The cover for the access hole between the windshield and the sunroof for the sunroof motor is missing.
  • One of the door lock knobs is missing, and another is broken.
  • The odometer isn’t working.
  • The parking/emergency brake handle needs some work; the release button is recessed in the hole, and takes some dexterity to press. My finger hurts from that.

While those two lists look a bit unbalanced, I think the good outweighs the bad by a lot. And taking into consideration the $800 entry price… I can put a lot into it and still not exceed what I’m hoping to get out of the Suzuki.

And some of the issues are pretty easy fixes; like the e-brake issue I mentioned… I read a post on mye28.com this afternoon, and it turned out that the lever has a plastic cover on it, and it’s just a matter of twisting/pulling on the thing to get it back to where it ought to be! Draw a line through that baby!

And some of the others might be almost as easy to deal with; a local junkyard has an ’84 e28 in the self-serve yard, and it has the same color interior as mine, so some of the missing/broken interior parts may be only a short drive and a few dollars away. The same night I bought the car I found the mye28.com forum, and saw a post from one of the members in the Twin Cities area who has a wrecked ’88 that he’s parting out, and I’ve got dibs on the seats for a cool $150. Powered and heated sport seats, no less. If things work out, I’ll drive up there on Thursday and pick them up. He’s also got some of the other miscellaneous parts I’m needing, so here’s hoping that works out.

1994 Suzuki Sidekick For Sale

January 30th, 2009

Click the photo to go to a page with more info and photos. It’s a nice car that I’ve driven daily for the last four years and would probably keep driving for many more, but I bought a replacement vehicle already, so it needs to be sold. It’s a great little truck, and has never left me stranded in all the years I’ve driven it.

Click on the photo below to go to a gallery of photos.

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The Sidekick is a small Jeep-like SUV that seats four. It’s compact & maneuverable & easy to park. It’s ruggedly built and well suited for off-road use (but this one has rarely seen anything but asphalt & concrete, with occasional snow & ice.) There are a lot of aftermarket offroad parts available for them; check out CalMini and Izook.com.

Suzuki built the Sidekick in a joint venture with Chevrolet, selling the vehicles under both the Suzuki and Chevrolet nameplates. The Chevy version was named the Tracker. In the Sioux Falls area, Graham Automotive at 41st Street & Norton Ave. is the servicing dealer, but service can also be done at a Chevy dealership, and most any other shop, as parts are readily available.

Click on the images below to see a larger version of each. Thanks for looking; and if you’re at all interested please call and arrange to see the vehicle. It really does look good, run nicely, and has a lot of life left in it.

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Jokes That Made Me Laugh Out Loud

January 29th, 2009

What has four legs and one arm?
A very happy rottweiler.

What is brown & black and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.

What do you call a dairy cow with epilepsy?
A milkshake.

What do you call a bull with epilepsy?
Beef jerky.

And one for the 7th grade boy in me:
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Cuz they’re ugly and they smell bad.

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BMWotD — MINE!

January 28th, 2009

Well, I took the plunge today (yesterday actually, since it’s now past midnight…) and bought my first BMW. It’s a 1984 528e 5-speed I spotted on CraigsList late last month. I emailed the owner just before New Years Day, and was hoping to take a drive to see it (Slayton, MN) that weekend, but a snowstorm changed my plans. Then last night, on a whim, I emailed the guy again to see if it was still available, and it was! He had just about given up on selling it, and was planning to update the registration and get it insured, but now that’s my problem!

It’s not perfect by any means, but the basics are solid; a rust-free body, solid running engine, decent transmission, fairly new tires, good glass all around… It’s definitely a driver project car though, as the issues are many; shifter flops around badly and has trouble finding 2nd when downshifting, odometer doesn’t work, parking brake needs some help, carpets are filthy, driver’s seat is shot, seat belt buckle on driver’s seat doesn’t buckle, radio aerial is broken, missing some tools from the toolkit, doors need adjusting, weatherstripping is in rough shape, front bumper is bent… there’s more, but you get the picture. Definitely not perfect, but everything is definitely fixable. And what do you expect for $800?

I know I’ll get some funny looks from friends & relatives, but I think this thing is going to be great. I also know that it was a good deal; I could fix a few things on it and resell it and get another $1,000 out of it. But I’m not going to do that. This one’s sticking around for a while. Here’s hoping it doesn’t turn into my own Project Car Hell.

I’ll be sure to post some photos of the ‘chine as I get them, and updates on the progress.

A Tractor For A Rhythm Section?

January 26th, 2009

Not sure what country this is from, but it’s incredibly clever; using an old two-cylinder tractor in place of a drummer! Not much flexibility in tempo, but it makes for a unique sound.

I think the Groove needs to find an old Johnny Popper to use in one of their floor shows; now that would be cool.

Digital TV In Sioux Falls

January 26th, 2009

I’m way too cheap to spend the $30-plus a month for cable or satellite TV services. Besides, the kids & I waste too much time watching TV with the dozen or so stations that are broadcast locally, so why would I want more choices? To waste more time? No thanks.

With the impending conversion to digital TV looming, I finally bit the bullet, applied for my rebate card, and bought the converter box. Thankfully, I had submitted my application some time ago and beat the rush that caused the shortage of rebates earlier this month. The money for the program is gone, so until they get more appropriated, it’s a waiting list.

But I got mine, and after buying the converter box a couple of weeks ago, I wasn’t in a hurry to set it up because according to the clueless salesguy at Best Buy, there were only one or two stations in Sioux Falls that were broadcasting digital anyway. Why bother if that’s all there was? So the converter sat on a shelf, still in the box…

Until last week, that is. I got a burr under my saddle & decided to try it out, and it actually works very, very nicely! Add to that the surprise of finding 10 stations broadcasting locally in the digital spectrum. The expected local stations are there — KELO (CBS), KSFY (ABC), KDLT (FOX), KDLT (NBC) & three PBS stations (your tax dollars at work) — plus a few others that I hadn’t expected. UTV is one (broadcast on a KELO subchannel), KWSD (CW & RTN), and two bonus PBS stations, PBS World & PBS Create. Not a lot more channel-wise that we got on analog, but it’s an improvement. When I first hooked it up, a couple of the stations had good signal but were broadcasting absolutely nothing, and a couple others had very weak signals; I rewired things a little so that the antenna feed was going directly to the DTV box, and that gives us solid signal on all 10, and they all work!

Another thing I hadn’t expected was the picture; much better than standard broadcast TV! Many of the channels broadcast in HD, and although ours definitely is not a high-definition TV, it does make a noticeable difference. And the functionality of the little set-top box is pretty incredible. I got the Insignia brand box, and the remote that comes with it can be programmed to turn the TV on & off and control the volume; it only controls the volume of the audio signal going to the TV, so it’s still necessary to tweak the volume on the TV from time to time, especially when using the DVD player. The really neat feature with this box and digital TV is you can push a button on the remote to get TV-Guide-type info on the fly. You can scroll through the channels without leaving the one you’re watching and see what’s on now and what’s coming up next. If you see something you like, push another button (just one) on the remote, and you’re there! So cool!

So all in all, things are looking good for digital TV in Sioux Falls. Many who are already using cable and or satellite TV with newer TV’s probably are thinking, , but for someone like me with a 6-7 year old TV, and is too cheap to buy cable, it’s a great thing. My kids even like it!

One last thing; found a nice listing of broadcast TV info for the Sioux Falls area at RabbitEars.com. Not complete, but helpful.

My New Cars

January 23rd, 2009

I came across a couple of photos of two of the cars I once owned; both were purchased new off the lot. I’ve bought new exactly three times and regretted buying new exactly three times; here are two of those vehicles.

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This is a photo of my 1981 Mazda GLC Sport, in Toronado Silver. I bought it two years out of high school while still living at home and working at Litton Microwave earning about $5 an hour. Not exactly one of my smarter moves. Dad tried to talk me out of it, but it took another 5 years or so for me to recognize Dad’s intelligence in matters like this.

Six months or so after buying the car, I cracked it up a bit. While doing something I really shouldn’t have been doing in the first place (don’t need to go into specifics) I zipped through an uncontrolled intersection against and hit the side of a great big boat of a car — a mid-’70s Plymouth Grand Fury I think. The front bumper was ripped from the car and and went skittering down the street. Got the thing fixed and tried to sell it, but was never really happy with it after that. I ended up trading it in on my second big mistake new car purchase; a 1981 Jeep Scrambler.

I haven’t found any photos of that one yet — don’t remember taking any of that truck — but it was a fun ride. The ’81 model was pretty plain jane; had a 4-speed on a straight six, no A/C, removable hardtop & steel doors, and a very minimal radio. And again, six months or so after buying this one I had another accident… Driving to the Credit Union near Morrell’s during a snowstorm, I slid into a truck while trying to turn a corner. The truck was just sitting at a stop sign, and I hit it just perfectly on the corner and my bumper slid under his; the corner of the truck pushed the radiator into the motor. Crap. The thing that really gets me about that I had been driving in 4WD not long before the accident, and if I hadn’t switched to 2WD, the accident wouldn’t have happened. Double crap.

Well, I got that one fixed, drove it for a while, then while I had it in the shop getting a leaky valve cover gasket gasket fixed, I made the mistake of looking at a nifty white go-kart they had on the lot; a 1982 Dodge Charger 2.2.

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This is a slightly over-exposed photo of that car (I was into using antique cameras at that time, and am pretty sure this was shot using an old Brownie box camera) but the fond memories I have of the car give it a halo effect in my memories, so the glow is appropriate. That was one fun car. The engine only put out about 90 horsepower, but the gearing and a relatively stiff suspension made it a blast to drive. It had no muffler; only a catalytic converter and a resonator, so it sounded like a racer. No A/C. Simple AM/FM radio… Only the creature comforts inside. The build quality of the car was not wonderful, and you never see any survivors of this model anymore, so they were not built to last. But for the year or so I owned it, it was fun.

And yes, I had an accident with this one also. Driving home from my girlfriend’s house, some knothead from Minnesota came rolling off of I-90 and ran the stop sign at the end of the off-ramp. I just happened to be passing by on Cliff at just the wrong moment, and got broadsided. Boy was I mad. That got fixed up and I drove it for a while longer, but was looking to cut expenses so I could go back to school, so put it up for sale. It took a while but I finally found a cash buyer; paid off my loan and bought a used car (a 1976 Pontiac Bonneville).

Since then it’s been nothing but pre-owned iron for me. And you know, the incidence of fender benders dropped to nothing. Pretty much the right choice for me.

Do I Have To Go To Work?

January 22nd, 2009

I was listening to some talk radio last night while running some errands, and Dr. Laura came on. Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a psychologist with a call-in radio show, and is known for her sometimes hard-to-swallow advice on the problem situations people call about. I don’t listen often these days — there was a basketball game on the station I usually listen to — but find it sometimes entertaining and always interesting.

The second call she took while I was listening was from a young single mom, looking for advice on a job choice she was facing; she is currently in school and working at a coffee shop, and had an opportunity at a different job. Her toddler daughter was in daycare while she worked and was in class, and the dad wasn’t in the picture. Dr. Laura didn’t even let her describe the two jobs; she was told in no uncertain terms that her place was at home with the kid, and if she needed to work it should be at night when her daughter is sleeping. Her job at this critical time in her daughter’s life was with her daughter, being the Mom, teaching her about life, having lunch with her, playing with her… Just being a mom. Period. End of discussion. Without that, the child grows up without a mom or dad and knows nothing but being shuffled from daycare to grandma’s to home or whatever, and that can lead to far worse difficulties later on. The poor girl on the phone could say nothing but, “OK” in a resigned tone, and you could just tell that she thought that plan was totally unreasonable. Dr. Laura was coming across as the parent that this girl perhaps never had, and was not going to let this old bitty tell her what to do.

I couldn’t agree more with Dr. Laura; that girl needed to be home with her kid as much as possible. It won’t be easy for her to do, and the messages she gets from society tell her that she needs to be working.

But as I listened to Dr. Laura’s rant, I couldn’t help but think of my own kids, and how much I’ve missed… Sure, we’ve worked hard to have one of us home with the kids as much as possible, but what I wouldn’t give to have been able to be home with the kids full-time, even if it were only a year or two.

I guess that’s the older, wiser, more mature Me talking; I don’t know if I would’ve gone for it ten years ago, even if Yvonne had suggested it. I know I suggested something like that a number of times; as a nurse, Yvonne’s job has always paid more per hour than any job I’ve had, so it wouldn’t have made any difference for us financially. I still give her a hard time on occasion, asking her why it’s always me working full-time… but she’s pretty insistent on wanting to be home for the kids and to be the ‘glue’ that holds the family together. I dunno; I think I could be pretty sticky too. And I think I might know my kids a little better.

Windows Rant Of The Day — Outlook

January 21st, 2009

I’ve been using Microsoft Entourage — part of the Office for Mac suite — as my primary email client since about, oh, 1995 or so; it’s the one product out of Redmond that really made start to think that Microsoft products might not be so bad. But there seems to be a world of difference between Microsoft for Mac products and those for Windows, because Outlook — Entourage’s counterpart on the Windows side — isn’t nearly as refined.

I’m supporting Windows users pretty much full-time at work these days, so I figured I’d better use the software they use, to force myself to learn the ins & outs of it so I’m better able to answer the questions that come up. In the process of switching over to the Dark Side (yes, The Dark Side), I’m finding Outlook 2007 to be a huge disappointment. That probably shouldn’t be a surprise to me.

There are many things I don’t care for in Outlook, but one thing that really frosted my cookies a while back was trying to create a distribution list… In Entourage, it’s as easy as can be; you select the names in your address book that you’d like to add, create a new distribution list — or Group, as they’re called in Entourage — and POOF, your newly-created group is already populated with the contacts you had selected. What could be easier?

What could be easier? Certainly not Outlook… To create a Distribution List (DL) in Outlook, there is no possible way — at least none that I was able to find — for a selection in your Contacts list to be carried over to a new DL. None. Drag & drop doesn’t even work. The only way to add members to a DL is to tell Outlook to create the DL then click Select Members and scroll through the list to find the email addresses you want to add. (Notice I didn’t say you need to find the Contact you wanted to add; the only selection you can make is by email address; more on that a little later.) Sure you can use the dialog to narrow down the list, or search for a particular string in the Contacts list, but puts severe limits on your search.

For example, I wanted to create a DL that had email addresses from a particular domain. In the Contacts list you can use the Search Contacts field to narrow down the visible items to those that match what you type there; type in the domain name and your list is whittled down to those contacts containing email or web page addresses that match. But there is no way to get that into a DL! That flippin’ drives me crazy.

I think part of the reason that Entourage can pull off a trick so neatly when the same thing makes Outlook puke all over itself is that in an Entourage Address Book entry you can have a pile of email addresses for a given entry, but one of those addresses is set as the Default. That way you can select a bunch of contacts and it knows which address to use when you load them into a Group. Outlook… just don’t work that way. And that’s too bad.

I guess this is just another example of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. Or an example of Microsoft being fat & lazy, not caring to make things easier for their user base.