What has four legs and one arm?
A very happy rottweiler.
What is brown & black and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
What do you call a dairy cow with epilepsy?
A milkshake.
What do you call a bull with epilepsy?
Beef jerky.
And one for the 7th grade boy in me:
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Cuz they’re ugly and they smell bad.
And here are a few others I remember from years and years ago.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs sitting on the front porch?
Matt.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs water-skiing?
Skip.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs in a tree?
Bud.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?
Art.
What do you call arms & legs hanging on the wall with Art?
Other pieces of Art.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs in the mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs being used as a drum?
Tom.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs hanging from the ceiling in a studio?
Mike.